The Mustached Avenger.

May 25

your-pal-lindsay:

thesmoshfangirl:

chinchillaghosts:

wivernryder:

chinchillaghosts:

heyfunnie:

why is bob short for robert

how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

you ask him nicely

you ask him nicely

i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

JDHGFJ IT’S BACK

(via boogiedowndeath)

colonelhathi:

japan ≠ korea ≠ china

pakistan is not in the middle east

most muslims aren’t arabs

geishas are not prostitutes

mexico is a very small part of latin america

there are 54 countries in africa

china has 56 different ethnic groups and none of them eat chop suey

(via boogiedowndeath)

May 24

below-the-sea-beyond-the-stars:

winchesterwhowatson:

so i just found a thing

?

is that even-?

okay that’s not

???

is that even legal

but where did you find thing

because it is a place i’m not sure i want to go

(via boogiedowndeath)

May 23

godinthebrokenness:

What Does The Bible Say About Homosexuality? // Rev. Matt Miofsky

“I want to talk directly to every Gay and Lesbian person in this room.

I don’t much care if the rest of you listen to this or not. But I want to speak to you right now.

The ten ton weight of guilt, and shame, and self-doubt, and condemnation, and fear that you live with breaks my heart… It does.

And that the Church has perpetuated this is not defensible according to Scripture.

It breaks my heart, and it doesn’t have to be that way.

And I really feel called by God, to create a church where you are welcome to come.

Christ said my yolk is easy, and my burden is light.

Paul argues in Galatians that there are no more distinctions.

The only distinction is this…

Are you totally and completely devoted to Christ? Do you put your whole trust in Him?

I don’t believe your inherently sinful because your attracted to people of the same sex.

I don’t believe your sinful if you practice sex in the context of a committed, lifelong, intimate relationship for the purposes of pleasure and companionship and intimacy.

And you do not need to despair, or forever feel judged by being who you are.

So friends be careful. Be careful of throwing up roadblocks to those who want to seek Christ.

I for one will not be the stumbling block for gay and lesbian people who believe in Christ.

And neither will this church, as long as I’m the pastor of it.

Amen.”

Godinthebrokenness

(via p0isonivory)

jalex5eva:

jalex5eva:

why did the pop punk kid cross the road

to get out of this town

(via devotionii)

toxicrants:

Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit.

If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.

(via boogiedowndeath)

May 22

kateordie:

DONATE HERE!

You know I don’t usually do these types of things, but this is important to me! Kirk’s kicking cancer in the face and swimming 14km from NB to PEI this summer and raising money for sick kids. That’s pretty friggin’ cool.

You can donate anonymously, as much or as little as you like.

Thanks in advance, internet. Do some good!

1uppitynegress:

#Prayers #Repost from @gcode2222 “If you see her please call the number 404-503-5848 or hit @robinhoodmills” via @InstaReposts

(via thechocolatebrigade)

The Mustached Avenger.

Throwing convention to the wind one mislead youth at a time.